A swift kick to the ass

As you probably know, my life has been completely absorbed with one thing: applications. Anytime someone asks me, "What are you up to?" I reply, "Essays." The person sighs and answers, "Still?" I reluctantly nod. Yes, I've been dragging my feet with these essays for over five months, but I am finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel.

Fear not, with some motivation I will be able to finish up these torturous essays. You can expect to see me back to normal starting January 11.